Getkomnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic slug.

Getkomnad created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Getkomnad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getkomnad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Getkomnad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Getkomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.