Fedpidrillspag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful manatee.

Fedpidrillspag created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedpidrillspag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedpidrillspag, she will turn you into a dog.

Fedpidrillspag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fedpidrillspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Worship no other gods but Fedpidrillspag.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedpidrillspag.