Flowgemspag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful dryad.

Flowgemspag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgemspag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowgemspag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Flowgemspag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flowgemspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowgemspag.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.