Nakvindub is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, resourceful
crow.
Nakvindub created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakvindub, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Nakvindub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Nakvindub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Nakvindub's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never leap in holy places.
3. Never talk about asteroids.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.