Sitdagbug is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring monkey.

Sitdagbug created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitdagbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitdagbug, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sitdagbug's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sitdagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.