Manvabciss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless mongoose.

Manvabciss created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manvabciss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manvabciss, she will strike you with lightening.

Manvabciss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Manvabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat aubergines.