Satquillyak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm fly.

Satquillyak created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Satquillyak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satquillyak, it will laugh at you.

Satquillyak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Satquillyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing green stockings.