Cabhengep is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent goat.

Cabhengep created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabhengep, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabhengep, she will turn you into a snail.

Cabhengep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cabhengep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to whales while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick dogs.