Mobbudzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing toad.

Mobbudzed created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Mobbudzed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mobbudzed, he will be very sad.

Mobbudzed's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mobbudzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. You must love Mobbudzed.

3. Never feed lentils to voles while wearing shoes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to frogs while wearing blue kilts.