Gubveendin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Gubveendin created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubveendin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubveendin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gubveendin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gubveendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Gubveendin on top of important buildings.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubveendin.