Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic lobster.

Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart, she will turn you into a duck.

Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed lots of rice to badgers while wearing violet shoes.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Tonfadfarndimxuckfossmilyart on top of important buildings.