Tiggil is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omniscient wasp.

Tiggil created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggil, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tiggil, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tiggil's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to dolphins while wearing brown shorts.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.