Kikjopwot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever deer.

Kikjopwot created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikjopwot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikjopwot, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kikjopwot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kikjopwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Kikjopwot loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.