Xemrawvon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable deer.

Xemrawvon created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemrawvon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemrawvon, she will manifest in front of you.

Xemrawvon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Xemrawvon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.