Dinmumciss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent hyena.

Dinmumciss created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmumciss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dinmumciss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dinmumciss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dinmumciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not hurt frogs.
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