Lamhubsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent otter.

Lamhubsug created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lamhubsug, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamhubsug, he will turn you into a rock.

Lamhubsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lamhubsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not take Lamhubsug's name in vain.

5. Run away if nine mice approach from the east.