Catlungov is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical fly.

Catlungov created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catlungov, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Catlungov, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Catlungov's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Catlungov's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never write about galaxies.