Yokyartgep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane crow.

Yokyartgep created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokyartgep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yokyartgep, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yokyartgep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yokyartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Yokyartgep on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.