Quamlegganboghamflowlig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless elephant.

Quamlegganboghamflowlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamlegganboghamflowlig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quamlegganboghamflowlig, it will not care.

Quamlegganboghamflowlig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Quamlegganboghamflowlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

4. Hide if six squirrels approach from the west.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.