Mapnibdodtetti Binvillap Nurtdagrip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying centipede.

Mapnibdodtetti Binvillap Nurtdagrip created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Mapnibdodtetti Binvillap Nurtdagrip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mapnibdodtetti Binvillap Nurtdagrip, it will be very sad.

Mapnibdodtetti Binvillap Nurtdagrip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mapnibdodtetti Binvillap Nurtdagrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing brown dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not commit murder.