Yoggadsis is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring
mouse.
Yoggadsis created a quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yoggadsis, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Yoggadsis, he will send you a sign.
Yoggadsis' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Yoggadsis' Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. You must love Yoggadsis.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.