Vogbossgun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish ferret.

Vogbossgun created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbossgun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vogbossgun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vogbossgun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vogbossgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if four turtles approach from the north.