Dudcenlig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional rat.

Dudcenlig created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dudcenlig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudcenlig, it will turn you into a rock.

Dudcenlig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dudcenlig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.