Dudcenlig is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional
rat.
Dudcenlig created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dudcenlig, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dudcenlig, it will turn you into a rock.
Dudcenlig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Dudcenlig's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never talk about stars.
3. Never jump in the presence of sharks.
4. Always treat bats with great respect.
5. Do not commit murder.