Mumdibnakjabfodfossog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic duck.

Mumdibnakjabfodfossog created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumdibnakjabfodfossog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumdibnakjabfodfossog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mumdibnakjabfodfossog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mumdibnakjabfodfossog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.