Mumdibnakjabfodfossog is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic
duck.
Mumdibnakjabfodfossog created the world eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mumdibnakjabfodfossog, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Mumdibnakjabfodfossog, she will boil you in a big pot.
Mumdibnakjabfodfossog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Mumdibnakjabfodfossog's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Do not wear carbon on your body.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.