Quagtiksan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil meerkat.

Quagtiksan created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagtiksan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quagtiksan, she will send you a sign.

Quagtiksan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quagtiksan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing orange corsets.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing brown kilts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.