Tarpdudgov is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured horse.

Tarpdudgov created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdudgov, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tarpdudgov, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tarpdudgov's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tarpdudgov's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never run near monkeys.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill sheep.