Flaggessren is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest tapir.

Flaggessren created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggessren, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flaggessren, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Flaggessren's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flaggessren's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Respect your elders.
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