Luntadfot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair gnu.

Luntadfot created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Luntadfot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Luntadfot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Luntadfot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Luntadfot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about black holes.
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