Pitkabpasvogkap Bimcimfub is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, confident warg.

Pitkabpasvogkap Bimcimfub created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitkabpasvogkap Bimcimfub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pitkabpasvogkap Bimcimfub, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitkabpasvogkap Bimcimfub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pitkabpasvogkap Bimcimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not hurt foxes.
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