Wegdaprat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, slow unicorn.

Wegdaprat created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdaprat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegdaprat, it will turn you into a rock.

Wegdaprat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wegdaprat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wegdaprat first in all things.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Wegdaprat loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.