Nillcunrul is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, caring goat.

Nillcunrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillcunrul, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nillcunrul, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nillcunrul's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nillcunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.