Flishoncen Gamhogspag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable zebra.

Flishoncen Gamhogspag created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishoncen Gamhogspag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flishoncen Gamhogspag, he will turn you into a snail.

Flishoncen Gamhogspag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flishoncen Gamhogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.