Bondussvol is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able snake.

Bondussvol created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bondussvol, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bondussvol, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bondussvol's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bondussvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bondussvol.

4. Do not take Bondussvol's name in vain.

5. Bondussvol loves porpoises, so they must be respected.