Budfonpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless wyrm.

Budfonpin created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Budfonpin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budfonpin, she will turn you into a goat.

Budfonpin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Budfonpin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. You must love Budfonpin.

5. Do not bounce in public.