Satminlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise dragon.

Satminlarp created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satminlarp, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satminlarp, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Satminlarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Satminlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Hide if three nematodes approach from the north.