Ligsidpod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive bird.

Ligsidpod created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligsidpod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligsidpod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ligsidpod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ligsidpod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.