Gemtargfob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered swan.

Gemtargfob created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemtargfob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemtargfob, he will turn you into a rock.

Gemtargfob's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gemtargfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Gemtargfob.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. You must pray to Gemtargfob four times a day.