Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident seal.

Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to snails while wearing gray shorts.

4. Never wear purple shoes.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ripgofmot Tailladnak Nelhotgab in the centre of the settlement.