Nadxucktun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain yak.

Nadxucktun created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadxucktun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadxucktun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nadxucktun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nadxucktun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nadxucktun.

2. You must pray to Nadxucktun nine times a day.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.