Podpitsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty skunk.

Podpitsog created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podpitsog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Podpitsog, it will turn you into a tree.

Podpitsog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Podpitsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red corsets.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Podpitsog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Podpitsog loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if five hamsters approach from the west.