Caparnfob is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental
faun.
Caparnfob created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Caparnfob, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Caparnfob, it will turn you into a goat.
Caparnfob's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Caparnfob's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always help cats in need.
3. You must pray to Caparnfob nine times a day.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never mention frogs.