Flamraklit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy donkey.

Flamraklit created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamraklit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flamraklit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flamraklit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flamraklit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing mauve hats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always help shrews.