Tettinurtcedcumnancimtif is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured raven.

Tettinurtcedcumnancimtif created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettinurtcedcumnancimtif, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tettinurtcedcumnancimtif, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tettinurtcedcumnancimtif's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tettinurtcedcumnancimtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never wear yellow ear rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.