Flatnurpod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud elephant.

Flatnurpod created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatnurpod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flatnurpod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flatnurpod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flatnurpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. You must pray to Flatnurpod four times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flatnurpod.