Donbarnkik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident dove.

Donbarnkik created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donbarnkik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Donbarnkik, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Donbarnkik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Donbarnkik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Donbarnkik on top of important buildings.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at stars.