Saskemfud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient elephant.

Saskemfud created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saskemfud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Saskemfud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Saskemfud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Saskemfud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.