Capgilcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited faun.

Capgilcen created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Capgilcen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capgilcen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Capgilcen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Capgilcen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not keep five goats in a large pit.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.