Didhinbegdan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented turtle.

Didhinbegdan created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhinbegdan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Didhinbegdan, she will not invite you to parties.

Didhinbegdan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Didhinbegdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Didhinbegdan in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Didhinbegdan.