Jonquatben is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental wyrm.

Jonquatben created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonquatben, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jonquatben, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jonquatben's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jonquatben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonquatben.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to grasshopers while wearing orange shirts.

5. Always take life seriously.