Cibfarncen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced dryad.

Cibfarncen created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibfarncen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibfarncen, it will be very sad.

Cibfarncen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cibfarncen's Holy Commandments

1. Cibfarncen loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing indigo tights and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about planets.