Gomdagget is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical rhinoceros.

Gomdagget created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomdagget, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gomdagget, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gomdagget's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gomdagget's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not make images of living things.