Appvabbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent crane.

Appvabbarn created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appvabbarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Appvabbarn, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Appvabbarn's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Appvabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five eagles approach from the north.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appvabbarn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of seals.

4. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

5. Always help sick birds.