Lunfunflow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing snake.

Lunfunflow created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunfunflow, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lunfunflow, it will turn you into a slug.

Lunfunflow's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lunfunflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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