Dimdobdam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking beaver.

Dimdobdam created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimdobdam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimdobdam, it will turn you into a rat.

Dimdobdam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dimdobdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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