Quagtaront is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable salamander.

Quagtaront created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtaront, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quagtaront, she will try to impress you with trees.

Quagtaront's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quagtaront's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing indigo hats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.