Tonkrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest lobster.

Tonkrag created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tonkrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkrag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tonkrag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tonkrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.