Binkabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, moody wren.

Binkabrutt created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Binkabrutt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binkabrutt, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Binkabrutt's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Binkabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.