Pidaffat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Pidaffat created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidaffat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidaffat, she will turn you into a goat.

Pidaffat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pidaffat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.