Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless wolf.

Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut, she will be very sad.

Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never sit in the presence of swans.

4. Put Cidflyfatflowvanrapcut first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.