Dodtentarg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental fish.

Dodtentarg created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtentarg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodtentarg, she will cry a lot.

Dodtentarg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dodtentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to moths while wearing black skirts.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dodtentarg on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near swans while wearing pink hats and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.