Ragcudflab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy warg.

Ragcudflab created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcudflab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragcudflab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ragcudflab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ragcudflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.