Panganbif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish zebra.

Panganbif created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Panganbif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Panganbif, she will curse you with boils.

Panganbif's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Panganbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Panganbif on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.