Cidyogdob is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous
goat.
Cidyogdob created Africa nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cidyogdob, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cidyogdob, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Cidyogdob's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Cidyogdob's Holy Commandments1. You must love Cidyogdob.
2. Never wear stockings.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Fast once a month.